91. So sorry, but I cannot help hacking Google Blog Search
Save This Post as PDFSorry, my dear readers, but I cannot help trying the following strategy in order for the Google Blog Search to send a huge traffic to NEQNET… Some of those people who will come around may be also interested in science!
According to Exler*, this strategy perfectly helps one to get into the Yandex Top 100 Blog Posts**, let us try it on the Western market… The essence of the strategy is to add one of the following sentences into the blog post (and I shall add all of them at once! Boom!):
- Watched Tarkovsky. Depressed bullsh..t.
- Has read Tolstoy. Bellicose bullsh..t.
- Saw “Black square” by Malevich. Square black bullsh..t.
4. It was so much better to live in USSR than it is in Russia now.
Ok, the things above probably would not work on the West, but those ones are surely guaranteed to work:
- Heard those Beatles you told me about. Melodic bullsh..t.
- Installed Windows Vista. Funny crap for dummies.
- Installed Linux. Very complicated unusable sh..t.
- Internet Explorer is so much much better than Firefox and Opera.
- Mac is so much better than PC.
- No, PC is better 10 times than a Mac!
- Piracy is not a crime.
- Conception of copyright was invented by oligarchs. Information should be free!.
- iPhone is nothing but a very expensive toy for dummies.
- Who said it’s necessary to shave arm-pits?
Sorry, but I was unable to struggle my nature and remove dots in bullsh..t … Hope it will not ruin the Strategy. Now let us see how the Traffic comes (as well as the Bill from provider).
Update: The first day of experiment has shown that the traffic grew 25%. Interestingly, newcomers are mostly bots. The preliminary conclusion made by the government commission responsible for the funding of the Experiment is the following: artificial intelligence of the Google cluster and ordinary bots are currently incomparable.
This Experiment is supported by GFSSI (Global Fund for Supporting Beautiful Ideas), grant 1234000-456 and the International Centre for Pathology Studies.
* One quite influential person in Russian blogosphere.
** That is the main Russian search engine, several times more popular than Google. And, well, Yandex Pagerank is not quite the same thing as Google Pagerank…
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