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72. Publishers and monkeys

Uncategorized — By Dmitry Podolsky on November 2, 2008 at 10:00 am
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Dmitry Podolsky has got his PhD from Landau Institute for Theoretical Physics. He currently works as postdoc at Case Western Reserve University. He is also one of the editors of NEQNET.

James Kotsybar was kind enough to send me another poem of his, which, I think, will be fun to reproduce here… All I can conclude from it is that nowadays it is much harder to get published for a poet that for a physicist 72. Publishers and monkeys

MONKEYS SHINED
– James Ph.Kotsybar

The keyboard monkeys, ad infinitum,
may randomly type out a Shakespeare play,
but publishing monkeys may well spite ‘em,
printing only the pap that sells today.
The chance of brilliance, vanishingly small,
is filtered through some monkey business sense
and may never make the bookshelves at all -
some monkeys see only dollars and cents.
A universe of monkey time and space
might type a script, enduring and concise,
which only may reach its true, valued place
if editor apes judge it worth the price.
Eternity brings this to fruition:
?Thank you for sending us your submission??

2 Comments

  1. Successful Researcher says:
    June 5, 2009 at 7:08 pm

    :)

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  2. Lubos Motl says:
    June 6, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    Nice. Except that the bookselves are actually full of these products. The monkeys have also laced two shoes with a rope, thinking that it is their contribution to string theory.

    Reply

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