132. Fun with Amazon.com

As you know very well, Amazon.com is an incredible source of extremely valuable assets which can become yours with just one click (well… several clicks… and giving them your credit card number… and more clicks… but, anyway, let me be positive ).

For example, till this very day I had no idea that it is possible to buy an authentic uranium ore at Amazon.com. Don’t you believe me? Go check out yourselves, the product even has reviews from 121 happy customer.

Another top picks of mine include:

1. George W. Bush Vodoo Kit. The kit includes a small voodoo doll of the former US president, spell pins and the book of spells. As they say, “Stick It to Him Like He’s Been Sticking It to You!” Do you want to make him pay for what he has done with US housing market? Or yeeess…
2. A similar kit but for Hillary Clinton this time. The lady is going to be the Secretary of State soon. I bet you would want to control her thoughts. (For example, she could propose to Senate to increase funding of universities. Or will the increase of your personal salary just do? ) I wonder, though, why isn’t the Barak Obama’s kit on the market already?
3. The Celebrity Black Book 2009. Ever wanted to send roses to Barbra Streisand but have no idea where to send them to? Now you will find out. They claim to include about 55000 celebrity addresses into the book. Eeevil
4. JL421 Badonkadonk tank – landcruiser. I am citing the product’s description: “The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow piloting from the standing or seated positions.” What a manly thing… A bit costly though, but you would not mind to spend half of your annual salary in order to feel like a man, would you? Also, the interior is “fully carpeted and cozy”. 198 happy customers have left their reviews this time. Wonna be the customer N199? Or even N200?!

Have a good Christmas shopping

(And yes, this world has gone maaad.)

Via Dmitry Davydov.